About COWS of Colorado

We are your local COWs - Container on Wheels Mobile Storage dealer. Our Barn is located at Park Street and Jerry Street Storage, a full service moving and storage company. Click here to visit our Park Street and Jerry Street Storage website.

Nov. 29, 2012 – At the press conference to announce this ridiculous misuse of power, Gov. Hickenlooper clarified his position by stating, “Everyone loves COWs. So why not?” When asked if he thought that the Coworado General Assembly was onboard he replied, “Who cares…referendums are for non-bovines!”

COWs of Coworado offers 8’ and 16’ COWs – Container On Wheels® mobile storage containers for daily, weekly and monthly rental.

The owners of the new COWs Mobile Storage dealership in Coworado are Bob Jones and Dirk Dieters. While the Governor was announcing the state name change at a press conference, Bob and Dirk were on the golf course and unreachable for comment.

After completing their round of golf and taking a short nap (separately of course) both Dieters and Jones commented on the name change. “Back in 1988 I tried to convince Governor Romer to change the name of the state to: The State of Colorado Deck & Landscape. He hung up on me. But Hickenlooper seems much more progressive. And we all know, for obvious reasons, that Hickenlooper is a real fan of catchy names.”

“Aside from traditional moving and/or storage uses, COWs Mobile Storage containers are great for decluttering a house that you want to sell,” said Dieters. “That service is known as home staging.” Dieters will be in charge of the home staging program for COWs of Coworado. Dirk continued, “The Real Estate Staging Association claims that staged homes sell within 33 days compared to an average of 196 days for homes that are not staged. COWs has a special home staging program designed to help folks sell their homes faster – and for a great price.”

FYI: Many of the “so called” facts in this silly press release are complete manure. But make no mistake; COWs is the best mobile storage solution in the world.

COWs of Coworado invites everyone to call them for help with any moving or storage need.